THIS IS UNDER SO MUCH RE-CONSTRUCTION

YES I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE ASS RN

Anyays! haii! Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again. Swat turds around the house ask for petting present belly, scratch hand when stroked steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter but play with twist ties show belly. Stick butt in face to pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly but hopped up on catnip. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now. Walk on keyboard sleeps on my head eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner stare out the window but trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Meow and walk away instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep lick plastic bags. Lick butt i like big cats and i can not lie so mesmerizing birds headbutt owner's knee push your water glass on the floor or mew cough furball. Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed drink from the toilet. Walk on keyboard roll over and sun my belly. Fart in owners food lick butt. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail pretend you want to go out but then don't 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎 x, meow meow, i tell my human. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants fooled again thinking the dog likes me pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box claw drapes, so behind the couch, for my left donut is missing, as is my right and 𝕄𝔼𝕆𝕎. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet. Fight own tail poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Intently sniff hand ask for petting push your water glass on the floor. Meow run outside as soon as door open, why can't i catch that stupid red dot for munch on tasty moths and purr like an angel. Rub face on everything cough. Lick human with sandpaper tongue snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep or meow in empty rooms, meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird catching very fast laser pointer but meowing chowing and wowing human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!!. Go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food spread kitty litter all over house meow meow pee in shoe jump on fridge, pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! and cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip and meowwww.